But Did You Count Your Strides? Crewneck Sweatshirt

Because nothing humbles a rider faster than math on horseback.

You thought the course was going smoothly. The jumps were flowing, the turns were tight, and then suddenly… your trainer’s voice echoes across the arena: “But did you count your strides?”

Cue the blank stare. The panic. The realization that somewhere between jump three and four, you lost count — and possibly your dignity.

This sweatshirt is for the riders who know that stride-counting is a dark art, best attempted with caffeine, a deep breath, and maybe divine intervention.

Why This Sweatshirt Belongs in Your Post-Lesson Survival Kit:
✔ Cozy fleece-lined cotton blend – soft enough to cry into after a miss at the oxer
✔ Classic unisex fit – roomy for layering, forgiving for snack breaks
✔ Embroidered (or printed) design – clean, sharp, impossible to ignore (unlike your counting errors)
✔ Machine washable – because arena dust, horse slobber, and your tears are all washable sins
✔ Pairs well with: coffee, a crop, and a trainer with infinite patience