But Did You Count Your Strides Sticker

Apply directly to the ego.

This isn’t just a sticker.
It’s a friendly reminder.
A subtle jab.
A tiny but mighty judgmental nudge from your trainer, your horse, and your own replaying memories at 2 a.m.

Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, tack trunk, or the spot where your dignity used to live. Because when someone sees it, they’ll either laugh… or flinch.

Either way, they didn’t count.

Why It Slaps (Literally & Emotionally):

✔ Kiss-cut = smooth peel, no judgment
✔ Matte finish = classy sass, not shiny shame
✔ Weatherproof = built to survive the barn, rain, and lesson tears
✔ Available in sizes from “subtle flex” to “trainer’s forehead worthy”

Where to Stick It:

• Your grooming tote

• Helmet mirror

• Coffee cup

• Barn friend’s back after a chip

• Your own chest. As a warning label.