"But Did You Count Your Strides?" 20oz Matte Skinny Tumbler with Straw

For riders who hydrate better than they calculate.

Let’s be honest, darling. Anyone can look stylish cantering down a line. But can you also… count? Because somewhere between fence three and fence four, your “perfect six” turned into a “creative seven,” and your trainer aged five years in real time.

This tumbler won’t fix your math skills, but it will keep your water cold while you pretend you meant to add. Or take out. Or whatever that was.

Why This Tumbler Belongs Ringside (and in the Schooling Area):
✔ Sleek 20oz size – fits neatly in your tack trunk cupholder
✔ Double-wall insulation – keeps drinks icy while your rounds get spicy
✔ Matte finish – because glossy is for horses, not tumblers
✔ Comes with straw + lid – sip smugly while your trainer sighs loudly

Count your strides, hydrate your pride, and for heaven’s sake, stop making 7 look like a design choice.