But Did You Count Your Strides? Classic Cap

Because apparently riding isn’t just about staying on. It’s also about math.

Ah, strides. The invisible currency of the hunter/jumper world. One moment you’re galloping toward the oxer with confidence, the next you’re praying to the gods of geometry and rhythm because you “forgot to count.”

This cap is dedicated to those of us who have mastered many things — tack cleaning, horse bribery, emergency dismounts — but will never, ever master math on horseback. Wear it to the barn, the show, or that awkward coffee run where you want other riders to instantly know: you tried, and that’s what counts.

Why This Cap Makes Stride-Counting Less Traumatizing:
✔ Relaxed dad-cap fit – comfy, forgiving, perfect for denial
✔ Embroidered “But Did You Count Your Strides?” – crisp, cheeky, just a little accusatory
✔ Adjustable strap – fits heads of all sizes, even ones overloaded with stride math
✔ 100% cotton – breathable, durable, ready for post-round therapy sessions
✔ Pairs well with: coffee before your course, wine after your course, and trainers who never let you forget

“Counting strides: proof that equestrians do, in fact, suffer from math-related trauma.”